The above video is a great parody that rivals that silly SNL skit that has Bill Clinton dress up as the world’s most famous pick-up magician. The video also raises an interesting question. Do you have to treat women like crap in order to be successful with them? Well, it certainly seems that way.
Everywhere you turn, the same mantra echoes through the media and personal experience. On the surface, women say they want a loving, nurturing, communicative nice guy but in practice, they often go for the wild, rebellious, outrageous bad boys. We’re all aware of this double standard, but is it true?
Anytime a question like this arises, always go back to the fundamentals. Despite what you’ve read in articles, books, forums, and studies, there are three surefire ways to attract hot women:
1) Status - Being rich, famous, or important in some way. Have you seen Donald Trump’s wife?! “MILF, MILF, MILF!!”
2) Looks - being good-looking like George Clooney, Denzel Washington, or (the late) Heath Leger
3) Sex - clearly and powerfully communicate that you’ll fuck her like no one else can.
What about confidence? Well, if you’re in any of the categories above, you’re at least confident of attracting women. Getting to #1 often takes time, work, and sacrifice. Some people shortcut their way by entering sports or entertainment, but most people don’t become financially stable, much less wealthy, till they’re at least in their thirties and forties, if not later. Colonel Sanders was a pauper until he started selling Kentucky Fried Chicken…at age 65. So, you can just work hard, amass your cash, and wait, but that’s a long time to wait for sex! #2, you’re pretty much born with it or you’re not. Sure, you can improve your looks with plastic surgery, cosmetics, a good wardrobe, and grooming, but ultimately, there’s so much you can do. Save the looks obsession for the ladies. #3 is pretty universal. Everyone craves sex. All you have to do is cultivate a strong libido and proudly put it on display. Make no attempt to hide your sexual interest; give it to her full force and without apology. My experience has been that women often reciprocate; it’s logistics, if anything, that get in the way. #3 is all about sexual confidence, which underlies Dicknotism. It’s effective and can be universally applied.
This discussion brings us back to the original question: do you have to treat women like crap in order to be successful with them? It’s unnecessary. Instead of thinking of “nice guys and badboys,” think “asexual” and “sexual.” Badboys feel that they can abuse and take advantage of women because as long as they rock her world in bed, she’ll put up with it. They’re right. You can get away with murder and much worse with women if you can make her cum so hard, her toes curl in new directions.
Think of it this way: you cannot expect to progress things to sex without making her horny in the same way that you’ll have a hard time attracting people to your restaurant if you don’t open the windows, give them a whiff of your food, and make them hungry. McDonald’s actually invests large sums of money into research on how to build their exhaust systems so that the smell of their fries can reach people’s noses as they drive-by. Not surprisingly, those same people get hungry and step in for a bite to eat.
Continuing the analogy, I’m sure many of you have been in a situation where you’re hungry and go to a crappy McDonald’s in the middle of the night because everything else is closed. You may even encounter a cashier who barely speaks English. Does that deter you from ordering your Quarter Pounder With Cheese? Nope. You’re hungry, they have food, and you buy it in spite of their bad service…not because of it. In the same way, badboys attract women in spite of treating them poorly, not because of it. They’re only doing so well with the ladies because they project their sexual interest and have no competition. Nice guys fail not because they’re nice, but because they’re asexual.
I often hear people in the community say, “don’t be yourself. Be your best self.” The Dicknotist says, “be yourself…be your sexual self…” and fuck her in the ass!
-The Dicknotist
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