Common Sense Pickup

Ok, this post goes under the common sense category. The other night, I took one of my girlfriends to my favorite lounge in Boston. The atmosphere is the perfect Day2 hotspot: quiet, dark, romantic, sultry, and comfortable. The place also served as a two year pick-up training ground for me. As I looked around at the various tables and chairs, I had fond memories of all my Day2 closes, funny field reports, and some memorable gaffes.

Somehow my gf and I got into the topic of pick-up and our conversation brought back some old, common sense concepts that I forgot. (Clearly, she knows about my PUA ways. Her response when I told her: “That’s so awesome. I have so much respect for guys who try to better themselves like that”).

GF: You like hotel bars, eh? Why these shee-shee places?

The Dicknotist: Well, there’s less work. If a girl’s vacationing here or staying in a room upstairs, it’s one less step. All you have to do is catch what she’s wearing.

GF: Oh, if she dresses all slutty?

The Dicknotist: Maybe. I go more by how they’re acting. Are they in a group huddled together and closed off, or are they opened, exposed, and barely talking to each other? At last call, are they looking to leave or are they meandering around? Every so often, do they turn and scope out the room? Are they standing in a brightly lit area of the room to stand out more? Like, look at those girls over there. I’d try them.

GF: Why? They don’t stand out to me.

The Dicknotist: Look closely. What’s missing from this picture?

GF: *shrugs*

The Dicknotist: It’s 35 degrees outside and they’re not wearing any jackets. They’re just wearing some bangin dresses. They’re probably guests at this hotel, vacationing from Lord knows where…and girls on vacation act like it’s Halloween. It’s almost as if they dress up all slutty to give themselves permission to suck my cock.

GF: Oh, well I don’t need to dress up to do that. I don’t need to wear anything…

Ok, gotta cut off the convo. right there.

-The Dicknotist