Monday, March 31, 2008

Make Her Cum Back For More

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Time to switch things up! You can't have a properly dicknotized woman without solid sexual skills. The better you are in the bedroom, the more power you'll have in the relationship. Outside of porn, most people learn about sex through trial-and-error. For myself, I went to a religious school, which at least taught me about condom use, but nothing about how to work your hips in a way that'll make a chick slap somebody.


Lord knows you can't rely on the mainstream media for good information. They still keep promoting all hosts of crazed myths like it's normal for women to orgasm during intercourse 30% of the time. Of course that's normal in a sex-phobic culture like America. This country is petrified of teaching people how to have good sex. Most of the discussion focuses on whether or not to promote condom use when too often during the sexual act, people are too inebriated to care. How about we get people to be comfortable with sex so that they don't have to get hideously smashed to act on their desires?


If I were the Surgeon General, I'd toss out that crap on abstinence and have mandatory sex and blow job courses for all women aged 14 and up. In fact, I'd change the name of "blow job." If you label it a job, what woman would want to do it? From now on, we'll call them "blow sales." No woman can resist a bargain. ;) The boys aren't off the hook, either. Starting freshman year, they'd receive comprehensive sexual and PUA education.


I am certain that there's only one reason women aren't even more promiscuous than they already are: they're having shitty sex with insecure men. If more women were having awesome, knuckle-cracking sex, they would be giving it up in droves. A woman who still holds out on sex just doesn't know what good sex is. A series of orgasms is the most potent of chick crack.


So, here's your first sex tip. The following is a description of the Coital Alignment Technique, a modified version of missionary that's designed to give her more coital stimulation during sex. This is just a tool to add to your sexual repertoire and certainly not a substitute for things you do already that work well for you. However, if you have one of those frigid girls who have a hard time cumming during intercourse, this position is incredibly effective. What I personally like about it is it requires the both of you to work in harmony it naturally places you in a position to direct her what to do and pump up the compliance. If you thought compliance was devastating before sex, wait till you see what happens when you do it during sex. Hmmm...sounds like a future blog post. ;)


There are many sites that describe CAT, but this one is the most detailed:




It is estimated that just 30% of women regularly experience an orgasm as the result of sexual intercourse. What that statistic means is that the woman who doesn't have male partner who is willing to stick around in Dixie for as long as it takes usually goes unsatisfied. There is hope, however. And the extra added benefit is that this particular technique also is as close as you can get to experiencing simultaneous orgasms as well. The technical name for this miraculous cure for the orgasm blues is coital alignment technique, but you can call it CAT.


Achieving magnificent coital and simultaneous orgasms through CAT is all position and movement. First to the positioning, which is good old-fashioned missionary in style. The female lies down on her back and the man lies on atop her with the pelvic area slightly over the female's. When the penis enters the vagina, it should press up against soft mound at the top of the vagina. The woman should then swathe her legs around he partner's thighs, bending at no more than a 45-degree angle, with her ankles coming to a rest over the man's calves. The man should take care not to support his weight with his hands or elbows, but rest fully atop the woman's body. Depending on the size we're talking about, this could potentially result in a fair amount of discomfort on the female's part, but try to stick with it as long as you can before giving up.

Now for the movement. Although your sex life may reach the ultimate heights of orgasmic pleasure as a result of wild and wicked whipping around and an almost Twister-like pretzeling of body parts, the key to CAT orgasms is limited movement. The only bodily movements you need to concern yourself with during CAT sex is the movement of the pelvic area. Actually, once you manage to get yourself into the positioning required for CAT sex, you will discover that typical kind of back and forth movement you usually experience are practically impossible. It is the male whose job it is to set the rhythm of sex during the coital alignment technique. In CAT, the female's movement is just as important as the male's, unlike in tradition missionary sexuality.

Here's how it is done: The woman moves her pelvis upward with enough force to push the male backward. During this movement, the male's job is to ensure that he sustains counterpressure against the woman's pelvis, specifically the clitoris. Next the woman forces her pelvis downward and the man responds by also pushing downward. Now it becomes the woman's job to maintain counterpressure against the man's penis. As the woman's pelvis moves down and backward, the shaft of the man's penis needs to rock forward so that is eases almost out of the vagina, while making sure it does not actually do so.

The trick to the CAT sexual technique is that the penis and clitoris remain inexorably bound together as a result of pressure and counterpressure in a way that can't be done through typical sexual intercourse that focuses on the sliding of the penis all the way in and only partly out of the vaginal canal. During CAT, the sensation is more akin to a long, torrid kiss taking place between clitoris and penis rather than the image of a piston pumping back and forth. An even more apt image might be to compare CAT to how a level works. In addition, the thrusting of the pelvis creates a vibratory effect that many women will instantly recognize.

Now for the scientific news. Research conducted into CAT sex reveals that nearly every woman reports experiencing an orgasm that is significantly more intense than normal. Well over half also report that their libido increased and they wanted to increase their weekly dosage of intercourse. A majority of men said they prefer to have sex in this position over any other.

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