The Dicknotist Never Sleeps

Ok, young seduction soldier. You’ve just brought home that hottie who caught your eye and you pummel her pussy till it looks like cum drop soup. Sweet work. Now that you’re both spent, you can collapse into each other’s arms and pass out. No, my friends! A true dicknotist never sleeps!

I am happy to see that kino is finally getting the attention it deserves since it’s virtually indispensible to fast pickups. However, as is often the case, community teachings focus more on using kino to get her into bed, and ignore its power in using it post-sex to keep her cumming back for more.

If your retention rate is poor, pay attention. For much of 2007, I had little trouble seducing women quickly, but I struggled to keep them around. Three months into 2008, two girlfriends later, and one more on the way, I am long past this sticking point. How? I realized that the kino never stops. If there’s a kino escalation ladder, imagine that it extends into space with no end in sight.

After sex, a woman’s body is inundated with cuddle chemicals. Oxytocin is released in droves from nipple play and orgasm while endorphins flood her body throughout the sexual act. To release all those chemicals and then roll over and go to sleep without anchoring them to you is a critical mistake.

Why is touch so powerful? What is it about kino that leads a woman from seeing you as a friendly face to someone she’d suck till she’s blue in the face? The following is a short convo I had with one of my current girlfriends this morning after we fucked for a few hours and I’m running my fingers along her back.

GF: Do you touch all women this way?

The Dicknotist: Only the ones I like. [Always be transparent in your desire for her]. I love how sweet you are…making me dinner…making me that super omelet the other day. Makes me feel closer to you. [Reward her good behavior so that she does more of it].

GF: I love the way you touch me. You give me a lot more attention than the other guys. Mmmmm. Yeah!

The Dicknotist: How does my touch make you feel? [A critical question…this is the Dicknotist method of “eliciting values.” I always do it after sex because a dozen orgasms is a potent, natural truth serum.]

GF: Admired. Important. Special. I love the attention. I could have you touch me all day. [Ok, now we know her drug. What she craves more than anything else is attention, which is hardly surprising since she’s a woman. If she gets out of line, I’ll squash the drama by taking her drug away…in this case, being more “busy.” Like a heroin addict, she’ll do anything to get my attention back].

Interestingly, by doing this stuff unconsciously and naturally, I preempt potentially disastrous situations, such as her asking, “are you sleeping with anyone else right now?” Yep, she dropped that bomb right after this conversation and admittedly, I was caught off-guard, but I’m solid in my values and remained truthful. Nothing kills my inner game like the guilt I feel after lying to a woman. I said, “not currently” (because my other girlfriend is vacationing on another continent. I made no mention of an upcoming Day2 with another women though). After my response, I ran my finger along her hair and across her warm cheek as I told her, “but you’re special to me. I love the time I…”

GF: Oh, I know! You’re good to me.

Here’s the interesting part. Because I already expressed how special she is to me through my affection and attention (kino), I didn’t have to add in that last part. It’s redundant and much less powerful than all the caressing I did previously. In fact, I’m glad she stopped me. The more you speak, the greater the chance of putting your foot in your mouth. If possible, pipe down and always communicate with your actions.

The female body is a work of art; treat it as such. Don’t just bang and run. Take you time after sex to touch, caress, and massage every inch of her body. You will differentiate yourself from the typical lazy, sexually-inept guy she fucks when she’s plastered and anchor all those cuddle chemicals even more solidly to you. Keep the kino going after sex and you will be amazed how rapidly and powerfully you’ll hook her. That’s how I’m able to fuck other chicks and yet chuckle to myself as I hear my girlfriend tell me her fuck buddies are upset with her because she’s no longer fucking them. “I just don’t want to sleep with anyone else. I just want you.” As 50 Cent would say, “fuck them other niggas!”

-The Dicknotist

P.S. I get emails from guys asking if there are any songs I’d suggest to set the mood. My favorite seduction song these days is “Apologize” (remix) by a band called One Republic. The tune is getting much radio play, so I’m sure many of you are familiar with it. It’s on Timbaland’s album, “Timbaland Presents Shock Value.” The melody is actually quite beautiful and it gets a woman as wet as anything R. Kelly’s put out.