Large Condoms for Large...

Condoms must have been invented by a woman. They often can cause a break in heavy, sexual activity and they diminish sensation on at least some level. Several decades since their creation and fundamentally, little has changed.

Compare that progress with the birth control pill. Forty years since its' invention, there are now over 60 sixty versions each with a varying amount of Progesterone or Estrogen. Not only that, but now they have pills that also clear acne and can last up to an entire year, giving women 365 days of period relief. For men...well, we still have the old rubber and there's no change in sight.

Condoms are a double edged sword. They're not enough to protect against pregnancy and the Religious Right tells us not even STDs, but after 8 years of fucking and relying on them, I have no complaints. While they've kept me STD and child free, I always hated that I had to put on these rubbery vice-grips just to protect my health and bank account.

Then, I discovered Magnums. I used to shy away from the golden wrappers as I was afraid that they'd fall off when I put them on. Then, one of my female friends told of her big dick boyfriend and how their sex life changed dramatically by switching to larger condoms. So, I thought to myself...why not?

To my shock, they fit...almost. They weren't quite long enough, but they were much better than anything I tried previously. I then rolled with Magnum XL which were a perfect fit width wise, but they still weren't quite long enough. Oh, and they were miserably thick. I almost wanted to go back to the ultra-thin lifestyle condoms I grabbed in droves at my college health services building. To a poor student, nothing promotes condom use like offering them for FREE. Otherwise, who knows what I woul've done. If I had to choose between ordering a steak sub for dinner and buying a condom...

My next experiment was Kimono Large, which a friend of mind swears by. My friends, that stuff is just plain awful. Yes, they're thinner, but they're just uncomfortable. How can you be bigger than the average condom yet feel even worse? I remember using one for the first time during one of my one night stands. After pumping a good 2 minutes, I pulled out, tossed it on the floor, and grabbed my Magnum XLs.

This week, I have encountered a sexual revolution! I became a Durex XXL Man. Oh...my...God! Now, that's a condom for the big boys out there! Long, roomy, comfortable, thin...it's the closest thing to bareback I've ever tried. Sex has never been better...or safer.

Ok, so what's the point? Do I really need to tell the world about my big cock? No, but I sure do enjoy it. The point is simple: use condoms and if you hate the way they feel, keep experimenting till you find a pair you love. If you have an aversion to something, you're less apt to use it doing those tempting times.

Let's be real: with more sexual partners cums more risk. Not only are you concerned with your sexual history and hers, but you're also concerned with the sexual histories with everyone you two have ever slept with. Most STDs leave no symptoms, so by the time a doc or nurse practitioner diagnoses someone, who knows how many folks they've infected. Of course, in the heat of the moment, no one is doing this level of deep thinking. If you did, you'd just lose your erection. So, have a condom brand close by that you trust and actually makes it worth your while to use.

-The D