Testing Via Text

Ugh! The shit test. Fast Seduction.com describes the term as "When a chick does or says something which is meant to judge the reaction or response from a male, whether the test is done consciously or unconsciously."

Shit tests are real and if your inner game is solid enough, you'll pass them unconsciously. Women have to test to see if they can trust you. Any man can pretend to be confident and sexually powerful, but the fakers can fool others for so long. Because of various biological and evolutionary reasons I won't rehash here, women tend to be choosier in their mates and will periodically test to see if you're the man you make yourself out to be. After all, if you can't handle a woman, how will you handle an attacker or the various crises that are guaranteed in life? The good news is the more a woman trusts you, the crazier and more ravenous she'll become in the bedroom, making dicknotism inevitable.

I see shit tests differently than when I first entered the community. I used to view them as open hostility; a game women created to make the dating process even more miserable for sex-starved AFCs. Nowadays, I see shit tests as the tests men must pass to keep their women from turning into bitches. How do you turn a loving, sex-crazed, submissive woman into a nagging, sexless, controlling, jealous little bitch? Fail her shit tests over and over and over again.

I often like to teach by example. Here's the actual script of a text message conversation I had earlier tonight with one of my current girls, though there are some changes only to protect her anonymity:

The Dicknotist: When are you off from work this week?

HB: Saturday

The Dicknotist: Well, you should stop by so I can give you the proper send-off before your trip. [I know...everyone's vacationing these days!]

HB: I'll let you know [Cue music: Dun, dun, duuuun! Shit test!]

The Dicknotist: Oh, you have plans? Well, that's fine. We can meet up next week when you get back. [Example of microcalibration: she showed me disinterest, so I showed her disinterest. Pretty straightforward.]

HB: I don't have plans. Just being noncommittal, which is hard cause I'm so into you. [IOI, but she's also holding back cause she's afraid of her strong feelings for me. Women resist dicknotism...they know how devastating it could be when they get addicted to the wrong guy].

The Dicknotist: Baby, I don't do "I'll let you know." My time's very limited & I budget it carefully to make time for you. But just because I'm into you too doesn't mean that I'm gonna let you take me for granted. If you're not sure, I'm not leaving that night open. [For all you guys who wonder how you can show interest without being needy, here's a real life example. I acknowledge her IOI by giving her a genuine one back. I'm not bullshitting; I'm really into her. At the same time, I'm not going to sacrifice my self-respect because I have feelings for her. I'm strong enough internally to transcend those feelings and stand up for myself...and that deepens trust].

HB: I don't take you for granted. I appreciate everything about you! I will be there cause you want me to be and I love when you tell me was to do. Thank you for being the boss. [Even I wasn't expecting that response!]

The Dicknotist: You're very welcome, baby.

HB: Are you gonna spank me for being bad?

The Dicknotist: You're not getting off that easy!

From here, things got really sexual really fast and posting the rest would just make this page unsafe for work. What I find interesting is how quickly things turned sexual once I owned my desire for her without allowing her to disrespect me. Because I passed her "shit test," she turned right back into the doting, submissive woman panting for my cock - right where I want her.

-The Dicknotist